The King is speaking! - Poem about King Henry VIII

 The King is speaking!

My name is Henry, the eigth, the strongest of all.

Got my throne and my wife after my brother.

I am the king of England so hail me now!

How dare you to say my marriage is an error?!

I really loved Catherine, the Princess Of Aragon

We’ve been married for more than thirty years.

She was damned, not me, by my brother.

She couldn't give me a son, I got bothered.

A witch, I found love in.

Everyone knew Anne Boleyn.

I don't even hide my pleasure.

I wanted to divorce Catherine.

Church talked before me,

Told that I couldn't divorce her.

I said I am the king, I can do as I wish.

I destroyed the Church of England.

After I got married with Boleyn,

I waited for her to get pregnant again.

First child of her was a disaster.

She just gave birth to my first child, Mary’s, sister.

No son still, she was also without a fruit.

I heard some news, I was outraged, annoyed!

She was having intercourses with different men!

I wanted that witch dead,
I wished the see her without a head!

After her, someone shined like the Sun!

Jane Seymour came into my life.

I gave her everything when she gave birth

To my beloved, alive, only son.

She died, not because of me I swear!

She died because of the things I don't care.

Who cares? My son, Edward, is alive!

Witches come, witches go all the time.

After her death, I found a new love.

Anne of Cleves, a German beauty.

I had her quite sometime but she wasn’t mine,

She affianced with some other human being.

I couldn't be bothered to execute her.

I divorced her after six months.

Soon after I found a new love.

Catherine, darling, be at my bed at once.

Everyone said, she was too young.

She was 16 I am only 49.

She wasn’t too young to be my wife.

To commit adultery, she was old enough.

Well, I guess cousins shared the same end.

I made sure she was beheaded.

Why should I think that it was my fault?

I am a young man with a body gifted by God.

I cannot see my way through Catherines.

My next and last wife was another Catherine.

I really loved her, wait, was not she beheaded?

Oh right, she lived long enough to see me dying.